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Surfing Digg I found this today.
Narrow minded people amuse me. I love the part about freedom of religion meaning you have the freedom to choose the denomination of Christianity you wish to follow. Non-Christians need not apply. Separation of church and state in action. Well, I guess I’ll be moving to Canada, eh?
Another Idiot with a Blog 