Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. Batteries not included. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Apply only to affected area. For recreational use only.If condition persists, consult your physician. No user-serviceable parts inside. Subject to change without notice. Slippery when wet.
I found this link on the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
http://www.venganza.org/2010/10/columbus-museum-evangelism/
It looks like this: 
I thought about it and decided I would like to make my own rendering of God.
Another Idiot with a Blog 