Op-Ed Columnist – Health Care Fit for Animals – NYTimes.com

Opponents suggest that a “government takeover” of health care will be a milestone on the road to “socialized medicine,” and when he hears those terms, Wendell Potter cringes. He’s embarrassed that opponents are using a playbook that he helped devise.

Op-Ed Columnist – Health Care Fit for Animals – NYTimes.com

Wall-E

First, a recant.

I blasted Xbox support in a previous post.  While their support still sucks, there was an answer, and the second reply actually got me close enough to find the answer for myself.  I appreciate that the support personal are A) providing support for free (well, they get paid, Microsoft provides it) and B) probably constrained to certain responses due to efforts to actually improve support.  I also understand that support is a difficult job.  I’ve done it.  It doesn’t change the fact that their support sucks dog crap, but whatever.  It’s fixed now.  I won’t sell the Xbox just yet, but I’m not ruling out a Playstation either.  At any rate, if the same thing happens to you, the answer is “The License Consolidation Tool”.  Despite the websites many assertions that it’s not necessary, it was necessary.  Just because the job is difficult doesn’t excuse poor support. 

That leads me to DRM and why it sucks and is completely pointless, but that’s another post for later.

Today I had two of my nieces over. I happened to have Wall-E recorded, and thought the kids might enjoy watching it.  My wife The Face of Evil vetoed it because she heard from a friend that it was actually some Hollywood plot to bash fat people and accuse them of destroying the world. 

So I watched it to see for myself what Hollywood’s latest evil plot was.

What I saw was a cute movie with a sub-plot containing a cartoonish over-exaggeration of the dangers of rampant consumerism. 

So what’s the problem?

It occurs to me that this is exactly what the religious right are deathly afraid of, having a social consciousness and actually being forced to think for themselves.  I think the social message “hidden” in the movie is dead on, and not really a bad thing to expose children to. 

The Wal-Mart generation could learn something here.

It seems that the religious right are always looking for some plot “to destroy our way of life.”  To them I say: “What Would Jesus Buy?”  Lookin' good, big J!First, let me be clear.  I’ve abandoned Christianity for many reasons, not the least of which is I no longer believe the adult fairy tale of a “benevolent” “God” watching over all of us and allowing all of the bad things to happen because he works in “mysterious ways”.  It’s a load of crap.  It’s Santa for grown-ups.  I think that there is some sort of higher consciousness, but it doesn’t look out for us on an individual level, it’s not a God, it isn’t accurately described by any religious text ever, and it’s completely explainable by science, even if it’s science we don’t understand yet.  So all criticisms of Christians as to whether or not they have any idea of what their own religion dictates should be taken with a grain pound of salt.

That being said, if Jesus were alive today, he’d puke at the sight of the people who call themselves his followers.  Yes, I’m talking to YOU Ray Comfort and Pat Robertson!  I don’t know a Big J beatin the crap out of the greedy! single “Christian” alive today that lives the life prescribed by the Christian Bible.  For all their faults, the only group I know that actually came even somewhat close was the cult. 

I believe that Jesus would say “Stop the wars in the Middle East”.  Christians say “Fight them there so we don’t have to fight them here.”  I believe Jesus would say “Help the needy” (see Matthew 25), the Religious Right say “No Socialist Health Care!” 

Why?  Why do Christians (as a whole) seem to be so off?  The only answer I can come up with is “Someone told them that.”  Why was Do as you're told, morons!my wife opposed to Wall-E?  Because someone told her it was somehow un-Christian.  I don’t think anything that was lampooned  by the movie is anything Jesus would not condemn.  Why do so many Conservatives/Christians/whatever seem to believe whatever they’re told?  Are none of them capable of thinking for themselves? 

The other night I watched “Sicko”.  Just on a whim.  I wanted to see what liberally biased crap Michael Moore was spewing in this movie.  I’d never liked him because he was obviously a rampant Liberal with an agenda and a movie camera.  While I did spot a few places in the movie that were obviously biased, for the most part it The sad state of healthcare was a dismal and unfortunately accurate depiction of the piss poor state of health care in America.  I’m shocked at how much better it is almost everywhere else.  And he identified why it’s different here, and traced it back to Nixon and Edgar Kaiser in 1971.  It’s appalling that in this country we give doctors bonuses on being able to deny as many people health care as possible, while in England doctors are given bonuses on crazy dumb-ass criteria like how many people they got to stop smoking. 

I was so surprised by my own reaction to this movie, I wanted to share it with my wife.  Her first question was “Is this that Michael Moore movie?” and was uninterested in anything that came from it.  She was intentionally rejecting anything she might have This doesn't look biased at all. learned from it based solely on things she had heard about Michael Moore, presumably from her religious right friends.  I’m glad I didn’t let my own bias stop me.  I’ve finally realized that despite being an ignorant conservative for years, I’m really a flaming liberal and I’m finally coming out of the closet.  While most people my age are becoming more conservative and start voting Republican, true to the story of my life I’m doing exactly the opposite, I’ve wised up.  I’m actually looking in to becoming an activist.

I’m aware that war only begets more war.  Our actions in the Middle East are inspiring hate and fear of the West in the youth of that region and actively swelling the ranks of those who want to destroy us.  I’m aware that that it takes strength to say “we will not negotiate with terrorists”, but it takes more strength to stick to that principle when the time comes.  I’m aware that that it takes a kind of Kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out! strength that’s hard to find to say “we will not submit to terrorism, but neither will we become terrorists ourselves.”  It takes one kind of strength to stand up and criticize people like George Bush and Dick Cheney for sacrificing America’s principles when times were dark, and it’s entirely another to stick to those ideals when you find yourself in their position.  The recent disappointments from President Obama serve to illustrate that he, just like the rest of us, is only human.  Still, let’s hope it doesn’t happen again.

Attention XBox: F*ck you!!!

Today is the day Microsoft kicked me in the balls. It was inevitable. I’ve built a career around working with Microsoft technologies. I’ve bought thousands of dollars of their software. I’ve paid an outrageous amount of money for their XBox. I’ve bought their arcade games. etc etc. For fuck’s sake I’m writing this goddamned post using Windows Live Writer on my new Vista OS.

Recently My XBox fried, all of one month out of warranty. I let that slide. I sent it in and got it fixed for the measly cost of $99. I let that slide. I recently noticed, however, that the arcade games which previously worked for everybody with a profile on my XBox (e.g. the rest of my family) no longer allow them to play the full version of the games.

That’s right, the games which I paid money for and have legally can now only be played on my profile.

That’s new.

So I, being the dumbfuck Microsoft groupie that I am, innocently assume this is some glitch, probably a result of Microsoft’s hard-on for DRM. I figure if I e-mail support and explain it, they’ll fix it. Right? Today I got this in reply:

Hello X,

Thank you for contacting Microsoft online support for XBOX. I am Y and I will be helping you today with this issue.

We have received your email and as I understand that your other account are unable to play your Xbox Live Arcade Games on Xbox Live. Please accept our apologies for any inconvenience you have felt regarding this unfortunate matter.

With regards to this, X, you may only use the downloaded arcade games if you use only the account in which you’ve downloaded. Also, some items that you have stored on your Xbox 360 console cannot be transferred from one profile to another profile.

Thank you for your time and understanding.

If you need to reply to this e-mail, please reply ‘with history’ (include any previous e-mail) or reference to Service Request Number N so we can expedite our service to you.

You may also contact Xbox Customer Service for US and Canada by calling 1-800-469-9269 at your earliest convenience, and we’ll be happy to help you. We are open everyday from 9:00 A.M. to 1:00 A.M. Eastern Time and 6:00 A.M. to 10:00 P.M. Pacific Time

For international customers, please contact Xbox Customer Service in your local region. (To find the correct Customer Service number for your region first use this link http://www.xbox.com/en-US/ChangeLocale.htm to select the appropriate country and then use the contact number found under the support menu). You may also choose to call international assistance (direct dial to the US) by dialing 425-635-7180.

Thank you for visiting Xbox.com. If you should have future questions on Xbox products or services, please be sure to revisit our Web site as we are continually adding information to enhance our service.

Best Regards,

Y

Microsoft XBOX Support Services

http://support.microsoft.com/

Yep, a fucking form letter. That’s verbatim, with the names changed to protect the (somewhat) innocent. In case you got lost in all of that, it basically says “Fuck you. We’re Microsoft and we can fuck you if we want to and there’s not a fucking thing you can do about it, dipshit!” Either that or “I hate my fucking job and didn’t really read your e-mail and hit the ‘Send the Fuck-You-form-letter’ button without thinking”.

Personally, I’m surprised. I shouldn’t be, but I am. I had actually bought into all of Microsoft’s bullshit, just to find out that I’ve been a fucking idiot. With a blog. So now I’m supposed to buy the same game four times? Fuck that!

I replied back and carefully explained the situation. Something that used to work on my console now does not. I don’t expect to get anything different, but after all of the money I’ve invested in my XBox, I figured I should try at least one more time before I chuck the piece of shit out the window and go buy a Playstation.

Companies usually only get to fuck me over once. I will never again have a Verizon account, even if they do have the cooler phones. I don’t care. I will never again buy Quicken or TurboTax. You only get to fuck me once, guys. I’m not that kind of girl.

This is a little different. My entire career is intertwined with Microsoft, so I can’t just simply say “Fuck off” and buy a Mac. I actually even wanted to work for Microsoft prior to today. I’ve even talked to the Channel 9 guys about a job opening before. We’ll see where this goes, but I can say I don’t have to buy anything that isn’t a development tool or an OS in the future. If Microsoft continually treats their end users this way, Steve Jobs has got nothing to worry about (unless Apple fucks their customers too, which I wouldn’t know. I don’t buy much Apple stuff).

Oh, and one more thing guys, every so often one of the customers you piss off will have a blog. Someday you might piss off somebody with a blog that actually has readers. Be careful…

My Favorite Bastard

Every so often I get curious about what Kip McKean is up to these days.  It doesn’t happen often, I think the last time was over a year ago.  Today, I saw this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kip_McKean

There’s a flaw in the Wikipedia philosophy.  Mostly it works, but on edge fringe cases like this, it simply can’t.  If you can make it to the bottom without vomiting or suffocating from incredulous laughter, note how the tone changes.  At the beginning the writer(s) makes an honest effort to sound legitimate, as though everything reported is mere fact.  In a sense they are, in the same way North Korea reports facts on their state sponsored news agency.  Towards the bottom all pretense is lost.   Note the use of exclamation marks and the use of the words “we” and “our”.  It’s not too hard to figure out the perspective of the writer.  How many other Wikipedia articles use “we”, especially in an article about an individual?  I was tempted to “correct” the article, but I suspect that’s already happened a couple of times.  It’s surprising to see the “critical” links at the bottom haven’t been removed.

If you haven’t figured it out yet, this article has been “cleansed”.

For an alternative view of Kip McKean, try out these sites.

He has an official website, but I don’t recommend you waste your time.  http://www.kipmckean.org/  It’s boring as dirt.

A bit more interesting reading is http://www.kipmckean.com/.  How pissed off do you think he was when he saw that domain was taken?

This man started a cult, this cult grew to frightening proportions, and damaged countless people.  Eventually the ICOC (his cult) more or less kicked him out for not living up to his own standards (nobody can live up to those standards, incidentally) and went to Portland Oregon to start again.  The ICOC more or less collapsed under it’s own weight without the charismatic cult leader to hold it together.  He’s still out there and he’s still ruining lives.  He’s since moved back to Los Angeles and more or less rebuilt his “movement”.  Apparently the current name is the Los Angeles International Christian Church (Ironically, I.C.C instead of I.C.O.C., the International Churches of Christ.  Creativity does not appear to be one of his sins). 

Why do I tell you this?  Simply this.  If you’ve read this post then you’re most likely not a member of the church (they don’t allow members to browse the Internet unsupervised, this post would be considered “spiritual porn”), but you might know someone who is.  They might approach you.  If you’re even mildly on the fence about the existence of God they’ve got an in with you. 

Mostly, though, I hope that I’ve completely wasted your time.