Wall-E

First, a recant.

I blasted Xbox support in a previous post.  While their support still sucks, there was an answer, and the second reply actually got me close enough to find the answer for myself.  I appreciate that the support personal are A) providing support for free (well, they get paid, Microsoft provides it) and B) probably constrained to certain responses due to efforts to actually improve support.  I also understand that support is a difficult job.  I’ve done it.  It doesn’t change the fact that their support sucks dog crap, but whatever.  It’s fixed now.  I won’t sell the Xbox just yet, but I’m not ruling out a Playstation either.  At any rate, if the same thing happens to you, the answer is “The License Consolidation Tool”.  Despite the websites many assertions that it’s not necessary, it was necessary.  Just because the job is difficult doesn’t excuse poor support. 

That leads me to DRM and why it sucks and is completely pointless, but that’s another post for later.

Today I had two of my nieces over. I happened to have Wall-E recorded, and thought the kids might enjoy watching it.  My wife The Face of Evil vetoed it because she heard from a friend that it was actually some Hollywood plot to bash fat people and accuse them of destroying the world. 

So I watched it to see for myself what Hollywood’s latest evil plot was.

What I saw was a cute movie with a sub-plot containing a cartoonish over-exaggeration of the dangers of rampant consumerism. 

So what’s the problem?

It occurs to me that this is exactly what the religious right are deathly afraid of, having a social consciousness and actually being forced to think for themselves.  I think the social message “hidden” in the movie is dead on, and not really a bad thing to expose children to. 

The Wal-Mart generation could learn something here.

It seems that the religious right are always looking for some plot “to destroy our way of life.”  To them I say: “What Would Jesus Buy?”  Lookin' good, big J!First, let me be clear.  I’ve abandoned Christianity for many reasons, not the least of which is I no longer believe the adult fairy tale of a “benevolent” “God” watching over all of us and allowing all of the bad things to happen because he works in “mysterious ways”.  It’s a load of crap.  It’s Santa for grown-ups.  I think that there is some sort of higher consciousness, but it doesn’t look out for us on an individual level, it’s not a God, it isn’t accurately described by any religious text ever, and it’s completely explainable by science, even if it’s science we don’t understand yet.  So all criticisms of Christians as to whether or not they have any idea of what their own religion dictates should be taken with a grain pound of salt.

That being said, if Jesus were alive today, he’d puke at the sight of the people who call themselves his followers.  Yes, I’m talking to YOU Ray Comfort and Pat Robertson!  I don’t know a Big J beatin the crap out of the greedy! single “Christian” alive today that lives the life prescribed by the Christian Bible.  For all their faults, the only group I know that actually came even somewhat close was the cult. 

I believe that Jesus would say “Stop the wars in the Middle East”.  Christians say “Fight them there so we don’t have to fight them here.”  I believe Jesus would say “Help the needy” (see Matthew 25), the Religious Right say “No Socialist Health Care!” 

Why?  Why do Christians (as a whole) seem to be so off?  The only answer I can come up with is “Someone told them that.”  Why was Do as you're told, morons!my wife opposed to Wall-E?  Because someone told her it was somehow un-Christian.  I don’t think anything that was lampooned  by the movie is anything Jesus would not condemn.  Why do so many Conservatives/Christians/whatever seem to believe whatever they’re told?  Are none of them capable of thinking for themselves? 

The other night I watched “Sicko”.  Just on a whim.  I wanted to see what liberally biased crap Michael Moore was spewing in this movie.  I’d never liked him because he was obviously a rampant Liberal with an agenda and a movie camera.  While I did spot a few places in the movie that were obviously biased, for the most part it The sad state of healthcare was a dismal and unfortunately accurate depiction of the piss poor state of health care in America.  I’m shocked at how much better it is almost everywhere else.  And he identified why it’s different here, and traced it back to Nixon and Edgar Kaiser in 1971.  It’s appalling that in this country we give doctors bonuses on being able to deny as many people health care as possible, while in England doctors are given bonuses on crazy dumb-ass criteria like how many people they got to stop smoking. 

I was so surprised by my own reaction to this movie, I wanted to share it with my wife.  Her first question was “Is this that Michael Moore movie?” and was uninterested in anything that came from it.  She was intentionally rejecting anything she might have This doesn't look biased at all. learned from it based solely on things she had heard about Michael Moore, presumably from her religious right friends.  I’m glad I didn’t let my own bias stop me.  I’ve finally realized that despite being an ignorant conservative for years, I’m really a flaming liberal and I’m finally coming out of the closet.  While most people my age are becoming more conservative and start voting Republican, true to the story of my life I’m doing exactly the opposite, I’ve wised up.  I’m actually looking in to becoming an activist.

I’m aware that war only begets more war.  Our actions in the Middle East are inspiring hate and fear of the West in the youth of that region and actively swelling the ranks of those who want to destroy us.  I’m aware that that it takes strength to say “we will not negotiate with terrorists”, but it takes more strength to stick to that principle when the time comes.  I’m aware that that it takes a kind of Kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out! strength that’s hard to find to say “we will not submit to terrorism, but neither will we become terrorists ourselves.”  It takes one kind of strength to stand up and criticize people like George Bush and Dick Cheney for sacrificing America’s principles when times were dark, and it’s entirely another to stick to those ideals when you find yourself in their position.  The recent disappointments from President Obama serve to illustrate that he, just like the rest of us, is only human.  Still, let’s hope it doesn’t happen again.

Attention XBox: F*ck you!!!

Today is the day Microsoft kicked me in the balls. It was inevitable. I’ve built a career around working with Microsoft technologies. I’ve bought thousands of dollars of their software. I’ve paid an outrageous amount of money for their XBox. I’ve bought their arcade games. etc etc. For fuck’s sake I’m writing this goddamned post using Windows Live Writer on my new Vista OS.

Recently My XBox fried, all of one month out of warranty. I let that slide. I sent it in and got it fixed for the measly cost of $99. I let that slide. I recently noticed, however, that the arcade games which previously worked for everybody with a profile on my XBox (e.g. the rest of my family) no longer allow them to play the full version of the games.

That’s right, the games which I paid money for and have legally can now only be played on my profile.

That’s new.

So I, being the dumbfuck Microsoft groupie that I am, innocently assume this is some glitch, probably a result of Microsoft’s hard-on for DRM. I figure if I e-mail support and explain it, they’ll fix it. Right? Today I got this in reply:

Hello X,

Thank you for contacting Microsoft online support for XBOX. I am Y and I will be helping you today with this issue.

We have received your email and as I understand that your other account are unable to play your Xbox Live Arcade Games on Xbox Live. Please accept our apologies for any inconvenience you have felt regarding this unfortunate matter.

With regards to this, X, you may only use the downloaded arcade games if you use only the account in which you’ve downloaded. Also, some items that you have stored on your Xbox 360 console cannot be transferred from one profile to another profile.

Thank you for your time and understanding.

If you need to reply to this e-mail, please reply ‘with history’ (include any previous e-mail) or reference to Service Request Number N so we can expedite our service to you.

You may also contact Xbox Customer Service for US and Canada by calling 1-800-469-9269 at your earliest convenience, and we’ll be happy to help you. We are open everyday from 9:00 A.M. to 1:00 A.M. Eastern Time and 6:00 A.M. to 10:00 P.M. Pacific Time

For international customers, please contact Xbox Customer Service in your local region. (To find the correct Customer Service number for your region first use this link http://www.xbox.com/en-US/ChangeLocale.htm to select the appropriate country and then use the contact number found under the support menu). You may also choose to call international assistance (direct dial to the US) by dialing 425-635-7180.

Thank you for visiting Xbox.com. If you should have future questions on Xbox products or services, please be sure to revisit our Web site as we are continually adding information to enhance our service.

Best Regards,

Y

Microsoft XBOX Support Services

http://support.microsoft.com/

Yep, a fucking form letter. That’s verbatim, with the names changed to protect the (somewhat) innocent. In case you got lost in all of that, it basically says “Fuck you. We’re Microsoft and we can fuck you if we want to and there’s not a fucking thing you can do about it, dipshit!” Either that or “I hate my fucking job and didn’t really read your e-mail and hit the ‘Send the Fuck-You-form-letter’ button without thinking”.

Personally, I’m surprised. I shouldn’t be, but I am. I had actually bought into all of Microsoft’s bullshit, just to find out that I’ve been a fucking idiot. With a blog. So now I’m supposed to buy the same game four times? Fuck that!

I replied back and carefully explained the situation. Something that used to work on my console now does not. I don’t expect to get anything different, but after all of the money I’ve invested in my XBox, I figured I should try at least one more time before I chuck the piece of shit out the window and go buy a Playstation.

Companies usually only get to fuck me over once. I will never again have a Verizon account, even if they do have the cooler phones. I don’t care. I will never again buy Quicken or TurboTax. You only get to fuck me once, guys. I’m not that kind of girl.

This is a little different. My entire career is intertwined with Microsoft, so I can’t just simply say “Fuck off” and buy a Mac. I actually even wanted to work for Microsoft prior to today. I’ve even talked to the Channel 9 guys about a job opening before. We’ll see where this goes, but I can say I don’t have to buy anything that isn’t a development tool or an OS in the future. If Microsoft continually treats their end users this way, Steve Jobs has got nothing to worry about (unless Apple fucks their customers too, which I wouldn’t know. I don’t buy much Apple stuff).

Oh, and one more thing guys, every so often one of the customers you piss off will have a blog. Someday you might piss off somebody with a blog that actually has readers. Be careful…

My New Hero

Let’s be honest, these “Tea parties” are sponsored and architected by the Republican party.  The people attending them may well have valid gripes, but they’ve been misled, and don’t really want to hear that they have.  They’re unwittingly campaigning for the rich against the poor, which most of them are (if you define poor as making less than $250,000/year).  I have to give credit to this guy, who had the balls to get up in front of a group of these people and tell them things they didn’t want to hear.  The result is predictable. 

As Americans, when we get angry we want to direct that somewhere, and we usually don’t care if it’s misplaced.  That’s how Iraq happened.  Bush used the momentum of American anger to vault us into a war that had nothing to do with 9/11.  We’re a pretty gullible lot.

“I want to start off by honoring the service of our veterans, our current service members, thank you so much for all you’ve done for this country. I also want to say, a little history lesson here. Back in 2000, there was a bunch of surplus in the country. And then the next ten years, it was just destroyed by the profligate spending by the Bush administration. Here we are today in a situation where we have to…Cheer if you make less than $250,000 in a year. Just cheer. Your taxes are going to be cut under the current budget. Congratulations. I was laid off in September because my employer had to make budget cuts. That was before the election. Let’s remember if you’re going to argue about more taxes and less spending, to place the blame where the blame belongs and that’s squarely in the hands of the Republican congress and…”

Just in case you were under the illusion that this is not a Republican event.  That took some serious balls.

I’m very disappointed in the Republicans.  Apparently their answer for recovering from the disaster that was the Bush administration is to put all of their efforts into making Obama look just as bad.  When Obama starts a war that costs over 4,000 American lives needlessly, get back to me.  When Obama starts pissing on the Bill of Rights in the name of “freedom”, get back to me.  When Obama makes spying on and torture of American citizens legal (which it is, if you didn’t know), get back to me.  This crap is ridiculous.  Obama hasn’t even been in office long enough to fuck up.  It took Bush longer than that to really fuck the country up.  Two years from now I might be joining you, but right now you’re all blaming Obama for the fuck-ups for the Bush administration, and it makes you look really, really stupid.

Don’t get me wrong, you’re right to be angry.  The country is pretty messed up, just be honest about how it got that way, and about who is really promoting this event.  Hint: it’s the same people who fucked it up.  Stop playing politics and do something positive.

P.S. if you want to vent about Obama and the Second Amendment, don’t bother.  You haven’t read it.  I will ignore you and your uninformed opinion of what it means.

Are people really still falling for this?

My GMail account gets a LOT of spam.  I’m not sure how I ended up on so many spam lists, but I suspect GMail themselves are partly to blame.  There’s also the issue that there are about four other people in the country, and one in Australia apparently, who think my e-mail address is theirs.  These people are apparently not very bright when it comes to where and when it’s appropriate to give out your (or rather my) e-mail address.  They also appear to like to sign up for e-mail distribution lists on sites that apparently do not verify your e-mail address.  There’s not much I can do to stop it, but I do appreciate GMail’s rather thorough spam filter. 

Today I took a look at the spam folder.  I do this occasionally just to make sure there isn’t something there that shouldn’t be.  I generally get tired after the first two or three pages and just delete it all anyway.  Today I had 828 Spam messages.  That’s something like 36 times the number of real e-mails sitting in my inbox.  In fairness, I had just deleted several real messages from real distribution lists I’m really subscribed to, just because I know I’ll never get time to read them.  Sorry CodeProject.  But still, 36 spam e-mails for every 1 real e-mail I receive.  That is beyond ludicrous. 

As I’m looking through, I scroll past the messages letting me know important things like “Free pass for Enticing teens” and “Don’t Delay get Money Today” and “Vaigra cailis” (whatever the hell that is), offers for free Anti-Depressents, growing my organ to a big hulk (I prefer the piano, myself), Make myself 10 years younger, Branded watches, several in Chinese I can’t read due to a lack of speaking Chinese , Generic Meds, getting bang for my buck, Free Prescriptions, 90% prices, free Blackberry (that I can believe.  They would have to force one on me), larger rods (but will it fit in my car’s engine?), “Zohan’s secret to success”, the bailout package I need, an imperative to “stop being a disappointment in bed”, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.  And that was just today’s spam.

If it weren’t for spam filters, I would have sworn off e-mail by now.  That is absolutely ridiculous.  And why is it so damn hard to spell ridiculous?

Then one caught my eye.  It was so obviously a phishing scam it might very well have had blinking lights and a marching band playing “All your monies are belong to us, L00zR”.  I had a brief flash of those commercials where the old lady is giving a diatribe on identity theft in an inner city young boy’s voice. 

This one was a warning that my Chemical Bank account information needed verification.  Out of curiosity I opened it.  GMail dutifully put this disclaimer at the top:

image I know that’s hard to read.  It says (in a very danger sense arousing red color) “Warning: This message may not be from whom it claims to be.  Beware of following any links in it or of providing the sender with any personal information.”  Ya think?  I don’t have a Chemical Bank account.  I’ve never even heard of them.  I had to Google them just to find out they actually do exist.  I thought it was a made up name.  That would have to be the worst phishing scam in history.

Here’s the content:

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I have to admit, that’s pretty good.  It looks real enough, and the styling looks just like the branding on the real bank’s website, but there’s just a hint of Engrish there.  Just enough to tip their hand.  No place I’ve ever worked for would allow that kind of grammar to go out in an official e-mail.  The link was disabled (Thanks again, GMail), but you can be sure if I had enabled it, it wouldn’t go to to that URL. 

This kind of scam has been around for years.  This e-mail is completely classic.  It’s better crafted than most.  For most of us, the first indicator that something isn’t right is the “I don’t have an account with that bank” issue.  The purpose, of course, it to hit the handful of people who actually do. 

Not long ago my wife asked me about a very similar message that managed to make it past three spam filters to her inbox.  I said simply “We don’t bank there, delete it”.  I then had to continue on to fully explain the scam that was occurring before she would believe me.  She finally deleted it, “If you’re sure”.  Yes, I am.

How is it, in this day and age, that there are still people who fall for this?  There must be, or they wouldn’t still be sending this kind of crap out.  I think I can safely assume that anybody who reads this blog is smart enough to see this for what it really is, even if it hadn’t landed in the spam box.  Have we, the technically elite, failed our not so technical counterparts here?  Have we somehow failed to let everybody know about the basics of e-mail security?  We must have, if there are still people out there running one of the oldest scams in the book.  They don’t need to make up new scams, the old ones are still working. 

If you haven’t told your wife, husband, mom, dad, sister, brother, half second cousin in law about what we consider to be common sense in handing e-mail, now would be the time.

The Top 5 things about being a non-smoker that suck

I’ve had a few ideas for posts that ran along the lines of top 10 lists, however, I couldn’t come up with 10 for all of them, so we’ll go with 5.

The Top 5 things about being a non-smoker that suck

Oh, that’s right.  I may have forgotten to mention that to you guys, I used to smoke.  In fact, I smoked for a -very long time.  As I moved to Minnesota, decided that it seemed as good a time as any to quit.  That was fuckin’ brilliant.  On the other hand, I’ve made it some 10 weeks now with only a few cheats.  Oh, and by the way

I WANT TO FUCKIN’ KILL SOMEBODY!!!!I could really use a smoke

Perhaps I should start with Tobacco Executives.

It’s not easy.  However, as my body goes through the rather painful detoxification process from some twenty odd years of injecting myself with some of the worst poisons known to man, I’ve noticed a what the surgeon general should be putting on cigarettesfew side effects that suck.

1. Everything stinks.  When I was smoking, I had a diminished sense of smell.  Before I started smoking I had a rather strong sense of smell.  Now that I’ve quit, the sense of smell is starting to return, and it sucks.  Everything, and I mean EVERYTHING stinks.  Especially my apartment building.  And it’s not just one stink, oh no.   That would be too easy, I could get used to it.  No there’s one -bad smell in the garage, another bad smell in the lobby (made worse by the fact that they’re painting this week), yet another god awful smell in the elevator that smells a lot like people that don’t bathe, and just for good measure, a horrid death-like stench in the hallway outside my apartment.  Probably from the guy hanging leaves over his fucking door. 

2. I’m hungry all the damn time.  And I’m gaining weight like crazy.    Last night I ate an entire box of Honey Nut Cheerios.  Not one of them ever saw milk.  Nicotine is an appetite suppressant.  Guess what happens when you go off your appetite suppressant you’ve been on for twenty years?

3. I’m sleepy all the damn time.  I suppose spending 20 years on a stimulant might tend to cause you to develop a certain tolerance to it.  During the day I can’t stay awake, and at night I can’t sleep (note the time this was posted). 

4. Stress.  Cigarettes are a coping mechanism, and Nicotine reduces stress.  Today is my first day off the patch, and I’m feeling some heightened stress.

5. I’ve got nothing to do after meals.  I have to say, that There are certain health risks...was my favorite cigarette, the one that came after meals.  When I’ve just eaten, that’s when it’s the hardest.

I don’t know how tobacco companies managed to come up with such an insidious product.  Even more surprising is how they seem quite sincere when stating that it isn’t addictive or dangerous.  I’ve heard cigarette addiction compared to heroin addiction.  I can’t attest to how hard it is to quit heroin, but this is by far the hardest thing I’ve ever done.  Now I’ve got struggling with this for the rest of my life to deal with, because you never get over it.  I’m still waiting for that magic payoff when I magically feel better and enjoy the smell of everything around me.  Still waiting….

Badminton is an Olympic Event?

I’ve never been a big follower of the Olympics in the past, but this time around I find myself watching it from time to time.  I think somewhere in the back of my head I knew Beach Volleyball was an Olympic event, but it surprised anyway.  I did find it entertaining to watch all the same.  I think I really like Beach Volleyball now.

When I think of the Olympics, there are just certain sporting events I don’t tend to think of.  Other events that have surprised me so far:

  • Badminton
  • Table Tennis (as in Ping Pong?)
  • Sailing
  • Shooting
  • Archery
  • Synchronized Swimming
  • Softball

I really don’t mean to belittle any of these events, but I have to wonder at what point someone decides they want to be a Badminton Olympic Gold Medalist.

On the other hand, I can tell by watching them that any of them could seriously kick my ass without breaking a sweat.  I just didn’t know anybody took the game that seriously.

Boy: And this is my father’s Olympic Gold Medal (grins)

Girl: Wow, I didn’t know your dad was a medalist too!  My father was a three time Triathlon Gold Medalist.  What was your father’s medal for?

Boy: (slight pause)  Badminton.  So, do you like movies?