As I write this, I’m sitting here watching Cosmos on Netflix on my XBox. Coolest XBox feature EVAR. I’m reminded of this video I watched the other night.
I know what he’s talking about. It’s the oddest feeling when you’ve learned enough science that suddenly everything starts to fit together. I’m reminded of the common Christian claim that Atheism or Science is a religion. The stupidity of that claim aside, I’ve realized something: These kinds of moments are not unique to religion. Religion has these kinds of epiphany moments. So does music. I remember my first musical “Moment” during a performance of Prokofiev’s Romeo and Juliet. It was amazing. I think I’d like to call it a Musicgasm. You simply can’t imagine it until you’ve had one, it’s unreal. They’re far too few and far between.
Religion can have the same kind of moments. I had one in the cult. A Godgasm, if you will. I know the allure of it. People believe they’re feeling the presence of God. It can be very hard to reason with someone who has had a Godgasm.
This is a Sciencegasm. It’s totally unique, yet familiar. I’ve had one. Apparently that’s all you get. It’s that moment when you realize that the Universe is glorious and amazing, awe inspiring if you will. Everything clicks, and you realize just how awesome it is to be a part of the Universe and to understand it as we do, and it doesn’t require a supernatural being to appreciate it.
What’s cool is that it only gets better. We actually understand very little about our Universe, but we learn more every day. A hundred, a thousand years from now, we’ll know so much more, but still not everything. There’s always another amazing, awe-inspiring discovery to make.
I can’t explain the unbelievable feeling of understanding how the pieces fit together, how we fit into our world, our Universe, and how even though we’re a small seemingly insignificant part of it, we’re still a part of it. Atheism is just as, no, more gratifying than Religion. I wish everybody could see this, but Atheists don’t proselytize. I’m not recruiting for the Atheist cause. None of us do. The only reason we’re in a fight with Religion is frankly because they started it. At some point teaching science became blasphemy. At some point realizing that we don’t need a god to be good became a threat. At some point no longer needing an imaginary Master became an affront. When we fight back we have reason and science on our side, but facts are meaningless to people who have already made up their minds.
It seems every Fall I undergo some kind of mental change. I evolve into a newer, better being. Well, sometimes it’s better. This blog has chronicled my evolution over the past few years. It’s time for another change.
On this blog I’ve made some friends. I’ve realized that conservatives, or at least Republicans, do not represent my values as a human being. I’ve advocated Henry Rollins for President. I’ve argued against voting party lines, and I’ve voted straight Democratic tickets. I’ve espoused the virtues of Taoism, and I’ve abandoned it because of the value it places on ignorance. I’ve ranted. A lot. I’ve geeked out. I’ve complained about religious intolerance, I’ve been intolerant of religion, and I’ve abandoned religion altogether, although I’m pretty sure that actually happened a very long time ago. I’ve really only just recently admitted it to myself. I’ve cussed, and blasphemed, I’ve hoped, and I’ve wondered. I’ve deleted the whole thing in a moment of anger, and I’ve painstakingly restored it after regretting my actions. I’ve had spiritual epiphanies, and I’ve despaired for the entire human race. I’ve grown as a human being, and it wasn’t always pretty.
I’ve discovered a lot about myself over the past few years. Anybody who reads this blog regularly probably has too.
I’ve been thinking about a new direction for several days now, and I think I’m going to do it. Hopefully I don’t lose what little audience I may have acquired spewing vitriol over the interwebs for the past few years. I’m absolutely in love with science right now, and I think I’m going to begin posting about this. For one, just so that I’m not just bitching all the time. For two, hopefully somebody will begin to see just what is so amazing about all of this. For three, it’s a nice convenient place to keep track of the things I’ve learned. Crap I wish I’d paid more attention in school!
With any luck the tone here will change. With any luck I’ll open a few minds. Mostly, I just don’t want to forget this stuff. I would love nothing more than to return to college right now and rack up several doctorate degrees in various fields of science, but that’s simply not reality given the cost of living and the cost of college. I’m also desperately trying to save for my children’s college, and sending myself back to school doesn’t help that cause.
Well, here we go…
Wall-E
First, a recant.
I blasted Xbox support in a previous post. While their support still sucks, there was an answer, and the second reply actually got me close enough to find the answer for myself. I appreciate that the support personal are A) providing support for free (well, they get paid, Microsoft provides it) and B) probably constrained to certain responses due to efforts to actually improve support. I also understand that support is a difficult job. I’ve done it. It doesn’t change the fact that their support sucks dog crap, but whatever. It’s fixed now. I won’t sell the Xbox just yet, but I’m not ruling out a Playstation either. At any rate, if the same thing happens to you, the answer is “The License Consolidation Tool”. Despite the websites many assertions that it’s not necessary, it was necessary. Just because the job is difficult doesn’t excuse poor support.
That leads me to DRM and why it sucks and is completely pointless, but that’s another post for later.
Today I had two of my nieces over. I happened to have Wall-E recorded, and thought the kids might enjoy watching it. My wife
vetoed it because she heard from a friend that it was actually some Hollywood plot to bash fat people and accuse them of destroying the world.
So I watched it to see for myself what Hollywood’s latest evil plot was.
What I saw was a cute movie with a sub-plot containing a cartoonish over-exaggeration of the dangers of rampant consumerism.
So what’s the problem?
It occurs to me that this is exactly what the religious right are deathly afraid of, having a social consciousness and actually being forced to think for themselves. I think the social message “hidden” in the movie is dead on, and not really a bad thing to expose children to.
The Wal-Mart generation could learn something here.
It seems that the religious right are always looking for some plot “to destroy our way of life.” To them I say: “What Would Jesus Buy?”
First, let me be clear. I’ve abandoned Christianity for many reasons, not the least of which is I no longer believe the adult fairy tale of a “benevolent” “God” watching over all of us and allowing all of the bad things to happen because he works in “mysterious ways”. It’s a load of crap. It’s Santa for grown-ups. I think that there is some sort of higher consciousness, but it doesn’t look out for us on an individual level, it’s not a God, it isn’t accurately described by any religious text ever, and it’s completely explainable by science, even if it’s science we don’t understand yet. So all criticisms of Christians as to whether or not they have any idea of what their own religion dictates should be taken with a grain pound of salt.
That being said, if Jesus were alive today, he’d puke at the sight of the people who call themselves his followers. Yes, I’m talking to YOU Ray Comfort and Pat Robertson! I don’t know a
single “Christian” alive today that lives the life prescribed by the Christian Bible. For all their faults, the only group I know that actually came even somewhat close was the cult.
I believe that Jesus would say “Stop the wars in the Middle East”. Christians say “Fight them there so we don’t have to fight them here.” I believe Jesus would say “Help the needy” (see Matthew 25), the Religious Right say “No Socialist Health Care!”
Why? Why do Christians (as a whole) seem to be so off? The only answer I can come up with is “Someone told them that.” Why was
my wife opposed to Wall-E? Because someone told her it was somehow un-Christian. I don’t think anything that was lampooned by the movie is anything Jesus would not condemn. Why do so many Conservatives/Christians/whatever seem to believe whatever they’re told? Are none of them capable of thinking for themselves?
The other night I watched “Sicko”. Just on a whim. I wanted to see what liberally biased crap Michael Moore was spewing in this movie. I’d never liked him because he was obviously a rampant Liberal with an agenda and a movie camera. While I did spot a few places in the movie that were obviously biased, for the most part it
was a dismal and unfortunately accurate depiction of the piss poor state of health care in America. I’m shocked at how much better it is almost everywhere else. And he identified why it’s different here, and traced it back to Nixon and Edgar Kaiser in 1971. It’s appalling that in this country we give doctors bonuses on being able to deny as many people health care as possible, while in England doctors are given bonuses on crazy dumb-ass criteria like how many people they got to stop smoking.
I was so surprised by my own reaction to this movie, I wanted to share it with my wife. Her first question was “Is this that Michael Moore movie?” and was uninterested in anything that came from it. She was intentionally rejecting anything she might have
learned from it based solely on things she had heard about Michael Moore, presumably from her religious right friends. I’m glad I didn’t let my own bias stop me. I’ve finally realized that despite being an ignorant conservative for years, I’m really a flaming liberal and I’m finally coming out of the closet. While most people my age are becoming more conservative and start voting Republican, true to the story of my life I’m doing exactly the opposite, I’ve wised up. I’m actually looking in to becoming an activist.
I’m aware that war only begets more war. Our actions in the Middle East are inspiring hate and fear of the West in the youth of that region and actively swelling the ranks of those who want to destroy us. I’m aware that that it takes strength to say “we will not negotiate with terrorists”, but it takes more strength to stick to that principle when the time comes. I’m aware that that it takes a kind of
strength that’s hard to find to say “we will not submit to terrorism, but neither will we become terrorists ourselves.” It takes one kind of strength to stand up and criticize people like George Bush and Dick Cheney for sacrificing America’s principles when times were dark, and it’s entirely another to stick to those ideals when you find yourself in their position. The recent disappointments from President Obama serve to illustrate that he, just like the rest of us, is only human. Still, let’s hope it doesn’t happen again.
Attention XBox: F*ck you!!!
Today is the day Microsoft kicked me in the balls. It was inevitable. I’ve built a career around working with Microsoft technologies. I’ve bought thousands of dollars of their software. I’ve paid an outrageous amount of money for their XBox. I’ve bought their arcade games. etc etc. For fuck’s sake I’m writing this goddamned post using Windows Live Writer on my new Vista OS.
Recently My XBox fried, all of one month out of warranty. I let that slide. I sent it in and got it fixed for the measly cost of $99. I let that slide. I recently noticed, however, that the arcade games which previously worked for everybody with a profile on my XBox (e.g. the rest of my family) no longer allow them to play the full version of the games.
That’s right, the games which I paid money for and have legally can now only be played on my profile.
That’s new.
So I, being the dumbfuck Microsoft groupie that I am, innocently assume this is some glitch, probably a result of Microsoft’s hard-on for DRM. I figure if I e-mail support and explain it, they’ll fix it. Right? Today I got this in reply:
Hello X,
Thank you for contacting Microsoft online support for XBOX. I am Y and I will be helping you today with this issue.
We have received your email and as I understand that your other account are unable to play your Xbox Live Arcade Games on Xbox Live. Please accept our apologies for any inconvenience you have felt regarding this unfortunate matter.
With regards to this, X, you may only use the downloaded arcade games if you use only the account in which you’ve downloaded. Also, some items that you have stored on your Xbox 360 console cannot be transferred from one profile to another profile.
Thank you for your time and understanding.
If you need to reply to this e-mail, please reply ‘with history’ (include any previous e-mail) or reference to Service Request Number N so we can expedite our service to you.
You may also contact Xbox Customer Service for US and Canada by calling 1-800-469-9269 at your earliest convenience, and we’ll be happy to help you. We are open everyday from 9:00 A.M. to 1:00 A.M. Eastern Time and 6:00 A.M. to 10:00 P.M. Pacific Time
For international customers, please contact Xbox Customer Service in your local region. (To find the correct Customer Service number for your region first use this link http://www.xbox.com/en-US/ChangeLocale.htm to select the appropriate country and then use the contact number found under the support menu). You may also choose to call international assistance (direct dial to the US) by dialing 425-635-7180.
Thank you for visiting Xbox.com. If you should have future questions on Xbox products or services, please be sure to revisit our Web site as we are continually adding information to enhance our service.
Best Regards,
Y
Microsoft XBOX Support Services
Yep, a fucking form letter. That’s verbatim, with the names changed to protect the (somewhat) innocent. In case you got lost in all of that, it basically says “Fuck you. We’re Microsoft and we can fuck you if we want to and there’s not a fucking thing you can do about it, dipshit!” Either that or “I hate my fucking job and didn’t really read your e-mail and hit the ‘Send the Fuck-You-form-letter’ button without thinking”.
Personally, I’m surprised. I shouldn’t be, but I am. I had actually bought into all of Microsoft’s bullshit, just to find out that I’ve been a fucking idiot. With a blog. So now I’m supposed to buy the same game four times? Fuck that!
I replied back and carefully explained the situation. Something that used to work on my console now does not. I don’t expect to get anything different, but after all of the money I’ve invested in my XBox, I figured I should try at least one more time before I chuck the piece of shit out the window and go buy a Playstation.
Companies usually only get to fuck me over once. I will never again have a Verizon account, even if they do have the cooler phones. I don’t care. I will never again buy Quicken or TurboTax. You only get to fuck me once, guys. I’m not that kind of girl.
This is a little different. My entire career is intertwined with Microsoft, so I can’t just simply say “Fuck off” and buy a Mac. I actually even wanted to work for Microsoft prior to today. I’ve even talked to the Channel 9 guys about a job opening before. We’ll see where this goes, but I can say I don’t have to buy anything that isn’t a development tool or an OS in the future. If Microsoft continually treats their end users this way, Steve Jobs has got nothing to worry about (unless Apple fucks their customers too, which I wouldn’t know. I don’t buy much Apple stuff).
Oh, and one more thing guys, every so often one of the customers you piss off will have a blog. Someday you might piss off somebody with a blog that actually has readers. Be careful…
Hey buddy, can you spare 400 Microsoft Points?
XBox appears to have noticed that they have a user base that consists of more than just teenagers. As much as I hate, and have always hated, the term Gen-X, that’s the easiest way to group together people around my age group who have a common experience base around early video games. Not to say we’re the only ones. I’ve met at least two “Gen-Yers” (I apologize) who grew up with the very same games due to having “Gen-X” (last one, I promise) older siblings. They got the hand-me-down Atari 2600 systems. I still have one. Most of the games still work. Pitfall doesn’t, which sucks because that was always my favorite, but I’ve got re-released versions for Win95 and Playstation. (Damn it’s hard to keep that stuff up to date).
Now XBox has found the newest way to get me to spend my rather hard-to-come-by-lately money in the form of Microsoft points again. They’re releasing all of my old favorites on XBox Live Arcade. Bastards! What a cunning, evil plan!
It all started with DOOM. Oh the countless hours spent in the early nineties banging arrow keys and spacebars killing simulated 3D bitmap based hellspawn. I honestly don’t remember if the original DOOM supported multiplayer (I’ve still got it around here somewhere, I’ll check later) but I remember that DOOM 2 did. I had countless hours of fun sneaking up behind my best friend with a double-barreled shotgun and blowing him away (that’s just fun to say), untill somebody picked up the phone and messed up the damn carrier signal on the modem. Ah, modems: good times!
XBox released DOOM on XBox Live arcade a few months ago. Something that primitive probably doesn’t appeal to today’s youth unless they’ve got a video game history fetish, but it’s nostalgic to those of us that pissed away our youth on it when it was new.
Next was PacMan. Oooh, I was GOOD at PacMan when it was a popular new arcade game. Again, today’s youth would probably not look twice at it, wondering “where’s the damn plot line? How do you win?” You didn’t back then. You proved your mastery over others and your right to rule as master of the tribe by showing how long you could survive the onslaught of digital ghosts on a single quarter. PacMan was the very first “SuperGame”. The first game that caused a craze. Today’s market is so flooded with titles that there really aren’t any crazes any more, other than for consoles themselves. Back then we had PacMan lunch boxes, PacMan bedsheets, PacMan pajamas, PacMan records (yes, records. Not CDs. Those big round black things you put on turntables as part of rap music today used to be a music distribution medium.) PacMan cereal (fortified with Sugar Frosting and High Fructose Corn Syrup), and on and on.
Now we have PacMan on XBox Live Arcade. I love it. My kids hate it.
Then Galaga. ‘Nuff said.
Then Frogger. ‘Nuff said.
Missile Command, Warlords, and on and on. Some are the original arcade versions. Some have the original versions plus an updated version (to help the kids out with it. Their brains can’t process 8-bit graphics).
And Finally, the Coup de grâce, Duke Nukem 3D. Oh, they’re killing me! While money is still tight, I figure “Well, $5 for this game isn’t a big deal”, then another $5, then another, they sneak it in on you. Then, an epiphany: I’m paying for games I already own! How do they do that to me? They’re preying on some kind of nostalgia weakness. I’d be fascinated to know what the psychology behind it is.