Op-Ed Columnist – Health Care Fit for Animals – NYTimes.com

Opponents suggest that a “government takeover” of health care will be a milestone on the road to “socialized medicine,” and when he hears those terms, Wendell Potter cringes. He’s embarrassed that opponents are using a playbook that he helped devise.

Op-Ed Columnist – Health Care Fit for Animals – NYTimes.com

The Truth about Health Care

Dear friends, as I’ve become extremely busy over the last few months I’m afraid I’ve been neglecting my blog.  In the interest of maintaining compelling content, I’ve invited my first guest blogger.  I present the esteemed Mr. Richard Head. –Cowboy

“Health Care Reform”.  Have you ever heard three more frightening words put together?  Why do the Democrats feel that they must shove Government-Run Health Care down our throats?  Folks, I’m here to tell you the frightening truth about the Democrats and their evil plan for World Domination.  That’s right, World Domination.  You might think this is just about the Democrats making a fast buck by preying on your sickness, but the sad truth is that it goes far… far further than that. 

Mr. Obama, or should I call him Mr. SATAN!!!!, has every intention of dismantling the beautiful heath care system our loving benefactors at the Insurance Companies have lovingly put together for us out of the goodness of their hears.  He wants to destroy that.  He’ll force you to stand in long lines just to be seen by a doctor, and at the end of that line, you’ll be denied care, or you’ll be forced to pay outrageous sums for even being seen.  It’s true, this is what they have planned.  The elderly will just simply be euthanized.  That’s a pretty way of saying MURDERED!!!! 

It’s TRUE!!! Mr. Obama wants to murder your grandparents!  If you don’t oppose this bill, you’ll have to explain to your children why you let the evil Democrats murder Granny and Pappy.  Your children will be brought before the Death Boards, and there they will be judged whether or not they will be fit to live.  So will you, for that matter.  And if you’re white, It doesn’t look good for you.  It’s right there in the bill on page 666, appropriately enough.  They’ll force unwed mothers to get abortions.  They’ll force wed mothers to get abortions.  They’ll force you into homosexual and lesbian marriages.  And to pay for it you’ll be forced to give them the password to your bank account.  After that happens, they’ll drain your account to settle your bill, which should reach an appropriate portion of the national deficit.  Now you know the real reason behind the Stimulus Bill.  It’s not about “saving the economy”, an economy they destroyed in the first place, it’s to drive up the national debt so high that they can justify the outrageous amounts they’re going to charge you at the hospital after they get done slaughtering the rest of your family.  But they wont’ take responsibility, all they say is “Bush spent 10 billion a month in Iraq!”  Like defending freedom had anything to do with it!  The unmitigated gall!  And they’ll brand the number 666 on your forehead, “for quick processing next time” they’ll say. 

The Health Insurance companies want to stop this madness.  We’re your friends!  We’ve already managed to save you from the nightmare of free universal heath care like the fascists in Europe have to contend with, we only have to defeat the mandatory public “option” they want to force you into.  We want to give you the health care you deserve.  We don’t want to get between your doctor and you the way the Democrats do, we want to make sure your every need is taken care of.  Don’t let the Democrats destroy democracy!  Oppose Health Care reform everywhere!  Make sure you listen to Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh for details on how to debate the evil Democrats, they’ve read the bill so you don’t have to.  Don’t worry, it’s all taken care of!   Just say “NO” to Pinko Commie Heath Care!

Dick.

The Health Care Debate

I tried to find the Republican sponsored commercial that depicts a Washington bureaucrat (who looks suspiciously like an IRS agent caricature) interposing himself between a patient and her doctor.  What the ad doesn’t say is that we have that now.  Replace “Washington Bureaucrat” with “Insurance Agent”.  No difference. 

What, you’ve never watched your doctors fighting with the insurance company to attempt to justify care?  I have. I watched my Dad’s doctors more or less blackmail the insurance company to get them to approve an “experimental” procedure that has extended his life far beyond the year or so he had in 2001.  He’s enjoying time with his grandchildren today.  If that doctor had capitulated, my dad would have died when his oldest grandchild was a baby.  This is the healthcare system Republicans want to protect.  They have a financial interest in doing so, not a humanitarian one.  Republicans warn that Obama wants to destroy our healthcare system.  Damn straight!  We want to destroy the broken system that only works for the insurance companies and replace it with something that works for everybody.

The problem here is that in a Democracy (which is what the United States claims to have, if you weren’t aware), the Government is supposed to be afraid of the people, not the people afraid of the Government.  If the government were truly afraid of the people, Universal Healthcare would not be a debate at all.  Ask yourself honestly, are you afraid of the Government, or is it afraid of you? 

Insurance companies are spending millions of dollars with anti-reform commercials and buying Washington votes.  Why?  Do they have the best interests of the American People at heart, or are they interested in the billions to be made under the current system which routinely denies needed care to millions?  They’re afraid, because they know that every other industrialized country in the world has universal healthcare and it works.  They know that our system of paying huge insurance premiums is entirely concocted and unnecessary.  They don’t want you to know that.

Did you catch that?  The crutches that cost $15 in Canada were $45 in the U.S.? We must have some damn good crutches here in order to charge 3 times as much.  Right?

I expect the first conservative to come across my post will respond with something like “If you think it’s so much better in Canada, why don’t you move there?”  This probably seems like good logic to them.  When you don’t really understand logic, it’s easy to miss a fallacy.

I believe in America and I believe we can fix this.  I don’t want to move to Canada, I want the United States’ healthcare system to be the envy of the world, not the laughing stock it is today.  You should too.

'What can I do?' - SiCKO

Wall-E

First, a recant.

I blasted Xbox support in a previous post.  While their support still sucks, there was an answer, and the second reply actually got me close enough to find the answer for myself.  I appreciate that the support personal are A) providing support for free (well, they get paid, Microsoft provides it) and B) probably constrained to certain responses due to efforts to actually improve support.  I also understand that support is a difficult job.  I’ve done it.  It doesn’t change the fact that their support sucks dog crap, but whatever.  It’s fixed now.  I won’t sell the Xbox just yet, but I’m not ruling out a Playstation either.  At any rate, if the same thing happens to you, the answer is “The License Consolidation Tool”.  Despite the websites many assertions that it’s not necessary, it was necessary.  Just because the job is difficult doesn’t excuse poor support. 

That leads me to DRM and why it sucks and is completely pointless, but that’s another post for later.

Today I had two of my nieces over. I happened to have Wall-E recorded, and thought the kids might enjoy watching it.  My wife The Face of Evil vetoed it because she heard from a friend that it was actually some Hollywood plot to bash fat people and accuse them of destroying the world. 

So I watched it to see for myself what Hollywood’s latest evil plot was.

What I saw was a cute movie with a sub-plot containing a cartoonish over-exaggeration of the dangers of rampant consumerism. 

So what’s the problem?

It occurs to me that this is exactly what the religious right are deathly afraid of, having a social consciousness and actually being forced to think for themselves.  I think the social message “hidden” in the movie is dead on, and not really a bad thing to expose children to. 

The Wal-Mart generation could learn something here.

It seems that the religious right are always looking for some plot “to destroy our way of life.”  To them I say: “What Would Jesus Buy?”  Lookin' good, big J!First, let me be clear.  I’ve abandoned Christianity for many reasons, not the least of which is I no longer believe the adult fairy tale of a “benevolent” “God” watching over all of us and allowing all of the bad things to happen because he works in “mysterious ways”.  It’s a load of crap.  It’s Santa for grown-ups.  I think that there is some sort of higher consciousness, but it doesn’t look out for us on an individual level, it’s not a God, it isn’t accurately described by any religious text ever, and it’s completely explainable by science, even if it’s science we don’t understand yet.  So all criticisms of Christians as to whether or not they have any idea of what their own religion dictates should be taken with a grain pound of salt.

That being said, if Jesus were alive today, he’d puke at the sight of the people who call themselves his followers.  Yes, I’m talking to YOU Ray Comfort and Pat Robertson!  I don’t know a Big J beatin the crap out of the greedy! single “Christian” alive today that lives the life prescribed by the Christian Bible.  For all their faults, the only group I know that actually came even somewhat close was the cult. 

I believe that Jesus would say “Stop the wars in the Middle East”.  Christians say “Fight them there so we don’t have to fight them here.”  I believe Jesus would say “Help the needy” (see Matthew 25), the Religious Right say “No Socialist Health Care!” 

Why?  Why do Christians (as a whole) seem to be so off?  The only answer I can come up with is “Someone told them that.”  Why was Do as you're told, morons!my wife opposed to Wall-E?  Because someone told her it was somehow un-Christian.  I don’t think anything that was lampooned  by the movie is anything Jesus would not condemn.  Why do so many Conservatives/Christians/whatever seem to believe whatever they’re told?  Are none of them capable of thinking for themselves? 

The other night I watched “Sicko”.  Just on a whim.  I wanted to see what liberally biased crap Michael Moore was spewing in this movie.  I’d never liked him because he was obviously a rampant Liberal with an agenda and a movie camera.  While I did spot a few places in the movie that were obviously biased, for the most part it The sad state of healthcare was a dismal and unfortunately accurate depiction of the piss poor state of health care in America.  I’m shocked at how much better it is almost everywhere else.  And he identified why it’s different here, and traced it back to Nixon and Edgar Kaiser in 1971.  It’s appalling that in this country we give doctors bonuses on being able to deny as many people health care as possible, while in England doctors are given bonuses on crazy dumb-ass criteria like how many people they got to stop smoking. 

I was so surprised by my own reaction to this movie, I wanted to share it with my wife.  Her first question was “Is this that Michael Moore movie?” and was uninterested in anything that came from it.  She was intentionally rejecting anything she might have This doesn't look biased at all. learned from it based solely on things she had heard about Michael Moore, presumably from her religious right friends.  I’m glad I didn’t let my own bias stop me.  I’ve finally realized that despite being an ignorant conservative for years, I’m really a flaming liberal and I’m finally coming out of the closet.  While most people my age are becoming more conservative and start voting Republican, true to the story of my life I’m doing exactly the opposite, I’ve wised up.  I’m actually looking in to becoming an activist.

I’m aware that war only begets more war.  Our actions in the Middle East are inspiring hate and fear of the West in the youth of that region and actively swelling the ranks of those who want to destroy us.  I’m aware that that it takes strength to say “we will not negotiate with terrorists”, but it takes more strength to stick to that principle when the time comes.  I’m aware that that it takes a kind of Kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out! strength that’s hard to find to say “we will not submit to terrorism, but neither will we become terrorists ourselves.”  It takes one kind of strength to stand up and criticize people like George Bush and Dick Cheney for sacrificing America’s principles when times were dark, and it’s entirely another to stick to those ideals when you find yourself in their position.  The recent disappointments from President Obama serve to illustrate that he, just like the rest of us, is only human.  Still, let’s hope it doesn’t happen again.

Star Wars Help Desk

Attention XBox: F*ck you!!!

Today is the day Microsoft kicked me in the balls. It was inevitable. I’ve built a career around working with Microsoft technologies. I’ve bought thousands of dollars of their software. I’ve paid an outrageous amount of money for their XBox. I’ve bought their arcade games. etc etc. For fuck’s sake I’m writing this goddamned post using Windows Live Writer on my new Vista OS.

Recently My XBox fried, all of one month out of warranty. I let that slide. I sent it in and got it fixed for the measly cost of $99. I let that slide. I recently noticed, however, that the arcade games which previously worked for everybody with a profile on my XBox (e.g. the rest of my family) no longer allow them to play the full version of the games.

That’s right, the games which I paid money for and have legally can now only be played on my profile.

That’s new.

So I, being the dumbfuck Microsoft groupie that I am, innocently assume this is some glitch, probably a result of Microsoft’s hard-on for DRM. I figure if I e-mail support and explain it, they’ll fix it. Right? Today I got this in reply:

Hello X,

Thank you for contacting Microsoft online support for XBOX. I am Y and I will be helping you today with this issue.

We have received your email and as I understand that your other account are unable to play your Xbox Live Arcade Games on Xbox Live. Please accept our apologies for any inconvenience you have felt regarding this unfortunate matter.

With regards to this, X, you may only use the downloaded arcade games if you use only the account in which you’ve downloaded. Also, some items that you have stored on your Xbox 360 console cannot be transferred from one profile to another profile.

Thank you for your time and understanding.

If you need to reply to this e-mail, please reply ‘with history’ (include any previous e-mail) or reference to Service Request Number N so we can expedite our service to you.

You may also contact Xbox Customer Service for US and Canada by calling 1-800-469-9269 at your earliest convenience, and we’ll be happy to help you. We are open everyday from 9:00 A.M. to 1:00 A.M. Eastern Time and 6:00 A.M. to 10:00 P.M. Pacific Time

For international customers, please contact Xbox Customer Service in your local region. (To find the correct Customer Service number for your region first use this link http://www.xbox.com/en-US/ChangeLocale.htm to select the appropriate country and then use the contact number found under the support menu). You may also choose to call international assistance (direct dial to the US) by dialing 425-635-7180.

Thank you for visiting Xbox.com. If you should have future questions on Xbox products or services, please be sure to revisit our Web site as we are continually adding information to enhance our service.

Best Regards,

Y

Microsoft XBOX Support Services

http://support.microsoft.com/

Yep, a fucking form letter. That’s verbatim, with the names changed to protect the (somewhat) innocent. In case you got lost in all of that, it basically says “Fuck you. We’re Microsoft and we can fuck you if we want to and there’s not a fucking thing you can do about it, dipshit!” Either that or “I hate my fucking job and didn’t really read your e-mail and hit the ‘Send the Fuck-You-form-letter’ button without thinking”.

Personally, I’m surprised. I shouldn’t be, but I am. I had actually bought into all of Microsoft’s bullshit, just to find out that I’ve been a fucking idiot. With a blog. So now I’m supposed to buy the same game four times? Fuck that!

I replied back and carefully explained the situation. Something that used to work on my console now does not. I don’t expect to get anything different, but after all of the money I’ve invested in my XBox, I figured I should try at least one more time before I chuck the piece of shit out the window and go buy a Playstation.

Companies usually only get to fuck me over once. I will never again have a Verizon account, even if they do have the cooler phones. I don’t care. I will never again buy Quicken or TurboTax. You only get to fuck me once, guys. I’m not that kind of girl.

This is a little different. My entire career is intertwined with Microsoft, so I can’t just simply say “Fuck off” and buy a Mac. I actually even wanted to work for Microsoft prior to today. I’ve even talked to the Channel 9 guys about a job opening before. We’ll see where this goes, but I can say I don’t have to buy anything that isn’t a development tool or an OS in the future. If Microsoft continually treats their end users this way, Steve Jobs has got nothing to worry about (unless Apple fucks their customers too, which I wouldn’t know. I don’t buy much Apple stuff).

Oh, and one more thing guys, every so often one of the customers you piss off will have a blog. Someday you might piss off somebody with a blog that actually has readers. Be careful…

My New Hero

Let’s be honest, these “Tea parties” are sponsored and architected by the Republican party.  The people attending them may well have valid gripes, but they’ve been misled, and don’t really want to hear that they have.  They’re unwittingly campaigning for the rich against the poor, which most of them are (if you define poor as making less than $250,000/year).  I have to give credit to this guy, who had the balls to get up in front of a group of these people and tell them things they didn’t want to hear.  The result is predictable. 

As Americans, when we get angry we want to direct that somewhere, and we usually don’t care if it’s misplaced.  That’s how Iraq happened.  Bush used the momentum of American anger to vault us into a war that had nothing to do with 9/11.  We’re a pretty gullible lot.

“I want to start off by honoring the service of our veterans, our current service members, thank you so much for all you’ve done for this country. I also want to say, a little history lesson here. Back in 2000, there was a bunch of surplus in the country. And then the next ten years, it was just destroyed by the profligate spending by the Bush administration. Here we are today in a situation where we have to…Cheer if you make less than $250,000 in a year. Just cheer. Your taxes are going to be cut under the current budget. Congratulations. I was laid off in September because my employer had to make budget cuts. That was before the election. Let’s remember if you’re going to argue about more taxes and less spending, to place the blame where the blame belongs and that’s squarely in the hands of the Republican congress and…”

Just in case you were under the illusion that this is not a Republican event.  That took some serious balls.

I’m very disappointed in the Republicans.  Apparently their answer for recovering from the disaster that was the Bush administration is to put all of their efforts into making Obama look just as bad.  When Obama starts a war that costs over 4,000 American lives needlessly, get back to me.  When Obama starts pissing on the Bill of Rights in the name of “freedom”, get back to me.  When Obama makes spying on and torture of American citizens legal (which it is, if you didn’t know), get back to me.  This crap is ridiculous.  Obama hasn’t even been in office long enough to fuck up.  It took Bush longer than that to really fuck the country up.  Two years from now I might be joining you, but right now you’re all blaming Obama for the fuck-ups for the Bush administration, and it makes you look really, really stupid.

Don’t get me wrong, you’re right to be angry.  The country is pretty messed up, just be honest about how it got that way, and about who is really promoting this event.  Hint: it’s the same people who fucked it up.  Stop playing politics and do something positive.

P.S. if you want to vent about Obama and the Second Amendment, don’t bother.  You haven’t read it.  I will ignore you and your uninformed opinion of what it means.

Required viewing for the entire human race.

Damn logic and it’s ability to always be right!  On the other hand, it explains Ray Comfort.